islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

You know what’s worse than slow internet?

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(Source: fake-mermaid)

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)